Its about making memories worth repressing
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Never joke about your clitoris.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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