Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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