And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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