turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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