is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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