Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
wow bdsm is so cute
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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