I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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