how hairy? two words: wookie tits
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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