I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize