Christians are straight up FREAKS
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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