it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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