Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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