nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
someone threw a dead crab at me
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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