screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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