Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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