About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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