sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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