Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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