so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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