I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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