Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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