Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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