I'm pants shitting drunk right now
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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