oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
God, I missed his penis.
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