so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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