Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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