Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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