I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize