do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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