Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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