i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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