id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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