We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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