okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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