If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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