goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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