people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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