Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to be your penis for a week.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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