adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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