i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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