"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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