The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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