I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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