I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
These tits shall not be calmed
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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