Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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