Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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