I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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