I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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