I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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