Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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