Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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