Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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