Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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