You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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