: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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