If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
How naked do you want me to be?
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