he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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