Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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