Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
